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THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005 THE TWISTED-TONGUE TOURNAMENT -- Or, Calling All Weird-Word Whizbangers! -- By Adrian Air-of-Sleet, a pleasure-seeking, mandolin-playing, maroon-hairpiece sort of fellow who enjoys Italian weddings, spelling...
IT'S JEST JANUARY!
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Evil Super-Villains need Love, Too
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Really cool movie. By far the best of the lot. But, of course,
the movie gets to the climax where Harry comes face to face with
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Whistle While You Work
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Looking for Harvey Weinstein
Two British women spill the beans on how to make it in Hollywood.
Brash, ballsy and full of energy.
A totem of two women’s struggle to do something worthwhile in life, it certainly knows how to serve up endless comical observations....
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Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 1
10. Take notes in finger paint.
9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently and keep muttering the words “I came prepared”
8. Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh, _now_ I get it!"
7. Wear a disposable paper facemask. Tell the group: "Hey, you don't want to catch what I've got!"
6. Make a face like somebody beside you farted.
5. Stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you “the real reason” this meeting has been called.
4. Have someone deliver a large cardboard box to you in the conference room. Apologize while you sign for it. About half
an hour later, have a different person deliver another one.
3. Spill coffee on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.
2. Complain loudly that your neighbor won't stop touching you. Demand that the boss make him/her stop doing it.
1. Stay behind as everyone else, including the boss, leaves. Thank them for coming.
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